Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers takes place in the Magatrix the Magnificent Universe, which was first introduced in my serialized seven-part story, Magician's Assistant. The premise upon which both that story and this story are based revolves around the fact that Magatrix the Magnificent... read more
Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers takes place in the Magatrix the Magnificent Universe, which was first introduced in my serialized seven-part story, Magician's Assistant. The premise upon which both that story and this story are based revolves around the fact that Magatrix the Magnificent... read more
Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers takes place in the Magatrix the Magnificent Universe, which was first introduced in my serialized seven-part story, Magician's Assistant. The premise upon which both that story and this story are based revolves around the fact that Magatrix the Magnificent... read more
Magician's Assistant - Friends & Lovers takes place in the Magatrix the Magnificent Universe, which was first introduced in my serialized seven-part story, Magician's Assistant. The premise upon which both that story and this story are based revolves around the fact that Magatrix the Magnificent... read more
Deep breath Charlotte, step into the night air and strut your stuff girl. This is what I was born to do; I snuggle into my short white fleecy coat as my 5” platform heels click on the pavement. Glancing down I can see my shapely stocking clad legs and, the all important, ankle bracelet glit... read more
"How about doing a sports interview?" I suggested. "We could have hockey's dirtiest player doing a tell-all about how to inflict pain without taking a penalty." "Yeah," agreed Ted. "The bad guy could demonstrate all his dirty moves on the interviewer. Like an el... read more
Coming from standup comedy, I was used to performing on stage in front of a live audience. ECSTASY didn't for a number of reasons. We could tape at various locations. We could do as many takes as needed. There was less time pressure. Costume and makeup changes with a small cast became manageable. ... read more
Shooting the pajama party skit was incredible fun! The pink nightie, the fake boobs, the painted fingernails and toes, the blonde wig and makeup put me into the character. And Daniel was right. If my parents had seen me, they wouldn't have recognized me. They'd have thought I was a sweet teena... read more
It had been a long day of working. From a morning script writing session for our version of the Survivor reality show to the afternoon in makeup and then shooting the pajama party skit, I had certainly earned my keep. As I sat in the dressing room, May Cheung came over to give me a hand. Dress... read more
"How is it you get the glamorous drag role?" asked May. "Well, Ted Walters said he hired me based on my performance at the Montreal Comedy Festival. There I was doing some impressions. Vocal impressions. A little Jim Carrey, Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump, Austin Powers, and some musica... read more
May lived in one of those high-rise apartments in Vancouver's West End. When I drove up in my new silver Toyota Celica, she was waiting at the front door. She wore a summery brilliant white cotton dress and sandals. It was appropriate for the hot humid weather. As was our usual custom, we h... read more
The first two shows seemed to be unqualified successes. We had many solid skits that I thought were hilarious. But an Attack of the Clones parody had been scrapped. It would take a lot of work to either find a suitable location or to create a futuristic set. And the costuming costs might put a st... read more
When we stopped shooting to break for lunch, I hurried off to visit the men's room. Or rather, the washroom in my dressing room. Walking into the spacious dressing room area, I could see that Daniel and Sean were still hard at work. Daniel, with brush in hand, was styling an auburn wig. It was lo... read more
Standing in front of a full-length mirror in my private cubicle, I was almost ecstatic! Looking back at me was a buff, naked Sharon Stone. The blonde hair was pulled back neatly into a bun. She had that beautiful sultry smile, those perfect teeth, full lips, dark immaculate eyebrows, smoky smo... read more
As I stood on the first tee of the Royal Vancouver Golf Club, I must admit that Lotus Land sure had a lot going for it. On one side of me was a breathtaking view of the Pacific Ocean. In front of me was one of North America's finest golf courses. And in the distance was the snow-capped peak of majes... read more
At the bull session to begin the week, we kicked around a lot of different skit ideas. Dave brought up the topic of gay marriages. We ran with that concept for awhile. Then we took a stab at the film Spiderman. The possibilities were enormous, though potentially expensive. I suggested we do... read more
Sometimes when you hear a song on the radio, you like it immediately. You turn up the volume to full blast! The melody, the lyrics, and the beat just make you feel like dancing! Whenever, Wherever is such a song. I played the CD whenever I had the chance and wherever I could. Moreover Shaki... read more
Coming back from a commercial break, Mike Howard had to reintroduce me. "Earlier in the show, we had a guest appearance from that fabulous singing sensation Shakira! But, as you know, it really wasn't Shakira. It was the newest member of that hit comedy show ECSTASY. Here once again is Sean ... read more
I am standing in front of a full-length mirror in the bedroom. The blonde curls cascade over a lovely visage. My clear blue eyes are my best feature. My high cheekbones, flawless complexion and inviting, kissable lips are a narcissist's dream. I am wearing a 'little black dress.' With a plungi... read more
I just got into town and spent the whole day moving in and cleaning my new apartment. I didn't have much furniture but the place needed a lot of cleaning. I saw their was a bar a few blocks away from my apartment and decided to go out for something to eat. It was around five o'clock when I walked... read more
